Humpty Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonTheCon Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Here's a quote I found funny. "Fat people are brilliant in bed. If they are sitting on top of you, who's going to argue?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humpty Posted June 30, 2006 Author Share Posted June 30, 2006 Sorta stuff like that or whatever? LOL - If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Andavari Posted June 30, 2006 Moderators Share Posted June 30, 2006 LOL, two good ones in a row! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humpty Posted June 30, 2006 Author Share Posted June 30, 2006 Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oli Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 chuck norris can touch mc hammer Homer: I never apologise, im sorry Lisa. Thats just the way i am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnDemolition Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 "The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder." - Alfred Hitchcock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oli Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 one person sits on top of another, he falls off Homer: I never apologise, im sorry Lisa. Thats just the way i am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humpty Posted July 1, 2006 Author Share Posted July 1, 2006 Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Proof Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 here is are two quotes from Senator Ted Stevens (R-Alaska) from the recent Senate Commerce Committee Hearings on net neutrality provisions. "I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?" "And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFiresInTheSky Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 i believe the body is a slave to the mind. -david blaine if one hasnt something to die for, he isnt meant to live. -martin luther king jr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sniper Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators hazelnut Posted July 2, 2006 Moderators Share Posted July 2, 2006 Under capitalism, man exploits man, under communism it's the other way round. --John Galbraith Support contact https://support.ccleaner.com/s/contact-form?language=en_US&form=general or support@ccleaner.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humpty Posted July 4, 2006 Author Share Posted July 4, 2006 Why is it called "Alcoholics Anonymous" when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Humpty and I am an alcoholic'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woody Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine. It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine. P. G. Wodehouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokoike Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 "What would Artemus Clyde Frog do?" - The Great Eric Cartmen Save a tree, eat a beaver. Save a tree, wipe with an owl. Every time a bell rings, a thread gets hijacked! ding, ding! Give Andavari lots of money and maybe even consider getting K a DVD-RW drive. If it's not Scottish, IT'S CRAP!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humpty Posted July 5, 2006 Author Share Posted July 5, 2006 There are two theories on how to win an argument with a woman. Neither one works though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sniper Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 If you can't dazzle 'em with brillance...... Baffle 'em with bulls**t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators hazelnut Posted July 5, 2006 Moderators Share Posted July 5, 2006 If you can't dazzle 'em with brillance...... Baffle 'em with bulls**t. Support contact https://support.ccleaner.com/s/contact-form?language=en_US&form=general or support@ccleaner.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PS3 Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 "there's nothing more pathetic than seeing a guy pretending to be himself" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1984 Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 "People who go to bed with an itchy bum wake up with smelly finger." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
medab_1 Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 ?The machinery of capitalism is oiled by the blood of the workers.? - Homer J. Simpson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humpty Posted July 9, 2006 Author Share Posted July 9, 2006 Don't be irreplaceable! If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaphirer Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 "God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages." -Jacques Deval Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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