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The gals will enjoy this...and hey maybe some of the men as well..lol

 

 

Dear Tech Support,

 

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

 

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as

Romance 9.5 and

Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as

 

NBA 5.0

NFL 3.0 and

Golf Clubs 4.1

 

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

 

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

 

What can I do?

 

Signed,

Desperate.

 

 

DEAR DESPERATE,

 

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

 

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

 

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

 

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

 

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

 

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend

Cooking 3.0 and

Hot Lingerie 7.7.

 

Good Luck Babe! Tech Support

I'm here. What are your other two wishes?
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Bwahahaha!!! I knew you'd say something cheeky. lol

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Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

Some say that Nagging 5.3 should never be installed unless absolutely needed as in the long term it can cause irreversible damage.

 

My wife of 30 years installed Nagging 5.3 from day one and things seem to be running ok atm as I installed "Plenty Beer 2.4" that seems to counter any ill effets and is spyware and adware free. :lol:

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Then I didn't disappoint. :D

 

 

LOL Nope not at all

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...Did anyone else accidentally download baby 0.1? :P

 

I purposely did three times....a quick question. Does anyone know where to find free downloads of Wife Premium version 10, or is that only available on Utah servers?

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Does anyone know where to find free downloads of Wife Premium version 10, or is that only available on Utah servers?

 

Not sure 1984, have a feeling that the developer, Mike Rowsoft, sold the Utah server after Bestmate (series one) flopped.

 

Support contact

https://support.ccleaner.com/s/contact-form?language=en_US&form=general

or

support@ccleaner.com

 

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