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Tarun

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  1. I don't know if it's in the FAQ, but you can copy the CCleaner shortcut to the desktop and in the target, change it to "C:\Program Files\CCleaner\CCleaner.exe" /AUTO and save that, then put it in the Start > Programs > Startup folder.

     

    Maybe MrG will add an option to automatically create an autoclean startup entry via registry.

  2. Gotta love the url and the nice big warning too.

     

    To address security concerns, we have made a number of changes, including temporarily changing the URL for this site. If prompted, please DO NOT add this new URL (do-not-add.mozilla.org) to your Allowed Sites or White List.
  3. Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

     

    Man who run in front of car get tired.

     

    Man who run behind car get exhausted.

     

    Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

     

    Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

     

    Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

     

    Man with one chopstick go hungry.

     

    Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

     

    Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

     

    Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

     

    Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.

     

    War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

     

    Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

     

    Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

     

    It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

     

    Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

     

    Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

     

    Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

     

    Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

     

    Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

     

    Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

  4. As we age, our priorities change...

     

    The other day I came home and was greeted by my wife, dressed only in very sexy underwear and holding a couple of short velvet ropes.

     

    "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."

     

    So, I tied her up and went golfing.

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