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LuLu

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  1. A wealthy couple had plans to go to an evening ball.

    So they advised their butler to have the evening off.

    The couple went to the ball and dinner. After an hour

    and a half, the wife told her husband that she was horribly

    bored and that she preferred to go home. The husband

    responded that he had to stay for a few more hours to

    meet some very important people who were his new business

    partners.

     

    So the wife went home alone and found the butler spread

    out on the couch watching TV. She slowly moved towards

    him and sat down very seductively. She then told him

    to come closer.

     

    She moved forward and whispered in his ear.

     

    "Take off my dress," she said.

     

    "Now take off my bra..."

     

    "Next remove my shoes and stockings."

     

    "Now remove my garter belt and panties"

     

    She then looked deep into his eyes and shouted, "Now,

    the next time I catch you wearing my clothes, you're

    fired!!!"

  2. Round headlights and an open mouth grille. lol But seriously, do they look alike? Not really. I can see a slight resemblance though. The new one is just that - new. Its's more modern, more streamlined. One can tell they modeled it after the old body style, even though the resemblance isn't that great.

  3. You know, we should have all put our games away, and went out to play.

    :)

     

    Games? Playing outside? What fun is that? I'd have much rather sat in the house reloading the page to see if the forum will load again. :lol::P:lol:

  4. Getting a tattoo isn't as painful as you might think. My experience was that it was more of an irritation than pain.

     

    Yeah I've heard the same from friends who have gotten inked. But I have a very low tolerance for pain, so some have told me I may feel more pain than annoyance.

     

    There's new ink formulations out that make removal much easier and less painful, but my thinking is if you're so unsure about having a tattoo that you think you need the new easy-off ink then you shouldn't be getting one in the first place.

    http://www.news8austin.com/content/headlin...781&SecID=2

     

    Oh I agree. Getting a tat is a big decision, so if one is unsure about it, then they need to spend some time thinking about it and not just acting on impulse. And having the option of removal is good, but shouldn't be abused either.

  5. Yup! I had seen something on T.V. too although I would take a tattoo over the skin cutting a tribe does that literally cut the skin of boys whom are to become a man. They were cutting the skin to have some crocodile-like look/pattern which reminded me of tattooing from another world (well this one anyways in a secluded tribe).

     

    I saw this too! The designs are amazing, to say the least. But I couldn't do that either.

  6. This is quite a revelation really.

     

    All the hours spent here, and it's down for a little while and we're all stunned.

     

    I was thinking last night (not too seriously). What if they have banned me?

     

    Hey, I felt gutted. Is that crazy, or sad, or what. :D

     

    I think it just means your addicted. :lol: But I can't say much anyway, since the night the board went down I had NO clue what to do with myself. haha Now THAT is sad. :P:lol:

  7. I remember watching something on TV about a Samoan tribe (I think) and how they use a pointed piece of wood as a needle and a rock as a hammer and they basically pound the color into their skin. Very beautiful work afterwards, but I am so glad I'm not someone who has to endure that kind of pain. :blink:

  8. I would personally never get one because:

     

    1. I'm a chicken and hate needles.

    2. I dont think I could think of anything I would want permininetely on my body and always be happy with it.

     

    You and I are definitely in the same boat when it comes to #1.

     

    As for #2, I can think of some things I wouldn't mind looking at the rest of my life, but at the same time, it's not always going to look the same for the rest of my life. But the beauty of a tattoo is you can get it someplace where you don't have to see it. lol

     

    If I could actually stand it, I'd get my design on my lower back, but there is no way I could live through that. My back is so sensitive just to clothing and finger tips that I don't even want to imagine what a needle would do. The horror!!! :blink::o

     

     

    edit - This is the "tattoo" I got on my cruise in June. Gotta love body paint!!

     

    mytattoofk0.th.jpg

  9. Have a couple of upper arm tatoos here which were done in my teens and they haven't really bothered me as I get older.

     

    One thing with the new tats are they have much neater outlines with mine looking like the tatooist used a crowbar for a needle in comparison.

     

    That's actually a pretty scary thought. lol My friend's dad has a couple of tats, and they look kinda awful (faded and mis-shaped mostly). But he got those quite a few years ago when he was in the military, so you can definitely see the difference in the work between those tats and the ones they can do now.

     

    Funny part is I'm not really a fan of tattoos. I mean, some of the artwork is absolutely beautiful, but still, there's just something about them that doesn't really grab me and make me NEED one, ya know? If I ever do one, it'll be just one and you'll probably need a magnifying glass to see it. LOL

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