1984 Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 BULLETIN : News Crawford, Texas, GEORGE W. BUSH A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where the books were kept. Both books have been lost. A presidential spokesperson said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one. The White House tried to call FEMA but there was no answer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Andavari Posted April 16, 2006 Moderators Share Posted April 16, 2006 People are always making fun of our most seen Bush in the land, however at least our Bush is legal to show on t.v. So in other words he had two books, two colouring books that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parvez Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 ROFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Rochip Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Terrorists strike again! I hope someone can find FEMA to dry things out out before mold forms. The smoking gun may end up being a mushroom, not a mushroom cloud. Bush thinks he's the king, I hope the throne wasn't destroyed. Did he cause the leak, or was it Cheney and Libby? He tried to call Richard Nixon to see of he knew any good plumbers, but again there was no answer. He can color pretty fast, the only crayons (and glasses) he has are rose colored. They think the cause was a bullet hole in the water pipe for the sink. They had a suspect but he had an alibi. Cheney was aiming at the basement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunner Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 I consulted George the lessor of evils at easter sunrise services about this tragic event, and this was his response. If it isn't broke, tweak it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Rochip Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 I consulted George the lessor of evils at easter sunrise services about this tragic event, and this was his response. LOL! I asked Don Rumsfeld what Bush meant by this and he said: As we know, There are known knowns. There are things we know we know. We also know There are known unknowns. That is to say We know there are some things We do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns, The ones we don't know We don't know. Actual Quote Feb. 12, 2002, Department of Defense news briefing The Poetry of Donald Rumsfeld Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunner Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 The really scary part is he doesn't know he doesn't know.The moron is an expert at oxymorons in speech. He should be Secretary of the Inferior. If it isn't broke, tweak it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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