gunner

This gentleman would:BLIND DRUNK----- A drunk staggered into a Pennsylvania ER complaining of severe pain while trying to remove his contact lenses. He said that they would come out halfway, but they always popped back in. A nurse tried to help using a suction pump, but without success. Finally, a doctor examined him and discovered the man did not have his contact lenses in at all. He had been trying to rip out the membrane of his cornea. {Please don't try this at home until help is readily available in the form of more alcohol}

Saw this on the net today:A Poor Man's Computer Virus I wasn't sure whether to laugh or cry. It cracked me up though - today in my Inbox: Hi, I am a Portuguese virus, but because of the poor technology and lack of money in my country I am not able to do anything with your computer. So, please be kind and delete an important file on your system and then forward me to other users. Thank you.

If it was necessary to turn it off all the time, the folks that built it would have put a "stop" button beside the start button?

Spam Musubi #82955 spam sushi... made by hawaiian people 1 can Spam 3 cups sweet rice 3 1/2 cups water 1 cup rice vinegar 1-2 sheet fresh seaweed For Sauce 1/2 soy sauce 1/4 honey 2 tablespoons vinegar 8 servings Change size or US/metric Change to: servings US Metric 45 minutes 30 mins prep ADVERTISEMENT - Remove this ad Prepare the rice Cut the spam into 8 slices Fry till brown Turn to low heat Put in sauce mixture with spam Let it sit for a while take out spam and put in Spam can place rice on the spam in the can press down, flip over Pop out onto seaweed ROLL and ENJOY The goodness of spam! Question? Ask the Chef or Ask the Community These folks are spam experts.

How about if it is gone? You might consider that you could be wrong.

I tried it. Got an error message that my connection was too small, and I needed more ram! μιλακισ!!!!

Because you haven't seen it, then it is not true? Do you have proof to that effect, or is it opinion? The article was from Reuters, not Pravda.

Sorry I have not been around. I am on a dialup connection in Greece headed for Russia to check out the lake. If I don't find it, I will replace it. Guess how.....

Top News U.S. reopens WTO case over Airbus support France braced for new prime minister, policy shift Bush says U.S. more secure, honors war dead MORE MOSCOW (Reuters) - A Russian village was left baffled on Thursday after its lake disappeared overnight. NTV television showed pictures of a giant muddy hole bathed in summer sun, while fishermen from the village of Bolotnikovo looked on disconsolately. "It is very dangerous. If a person had been in this disaster, he would have had almost no chance of survival. The trees flew downwards, under the ground," said Dmitry Zaitsev, a local Emergencies Ministry official interviewed by the channel. Officials in Nizhegorodskaya region, on the Volga river east of Moscow, said water in the lake might have been sucked down into an underground water-course or cave system, but some villagers had more sinister explanations. "I am thinking, well, America has finally got to us," said one old woman, as she sat on the ground outside her house.

No reason,except: Is there another program to do the job?

Perfectly safe. if you are worried, back it up the first time.

Here is a tool:http://www.cd-eject-tool.com/ Have to pay after trial. There are probably some free ones around.

And that is why I read forums.I learn!

my computer/drive?C/documents and settings/folder with your name/send to/ delete the entry to which you refer.

Take a look at:http://www.geocities.com/johnniemccoy/funnypictures.html The acrobat on page 1 is great, and the guy on page 2 needs help.

Zoinks! Keep coming back for more!

Howdat.

I removed it and installed foxit. It is small, efficient and just as good.www.foxitsoftware.com.

Group: HJT Trainee Posts: 2452 Member No.: 1500 Joined: 18-July 04 WINDERS 98 MICROSOFT NEWS RELEASE: It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Georgia edition of Windows 98 may have accidentally been shipped outside Georgia. If you have one of the Georgia editions you may need some help understanding the commands. The Georgia edition may be recognized by looking at the opening screen. It reads WINDERS 98 with a background picture of the General Lee super imposed on a Confederate flag. It is shipped with a Daisy Duke screen saver. Also note: Recycle Bin is labeled Outhouse My Computer is called This Infernal Contraption Dialup Networking is called Good Ol' Boys Control Panel is known as the Dern Dashboard Hard Drive is referred to as 4 wheel drive Floppies are them little ole plastic disc thangs. Other features: Instead of an error message you get a winder covered with a garbage bag and duct tape. OK = ats aww-right cancel = hail no reset = awa shoot yes = shore no = Naaaa find = hunt-fer it go to = over yonder back = back yonder help = hep me out here stop = ternit off start = crank it up settings = sittins programs = stuff that does stuff documents = stuff I done done Also note that winders 98 does not recognize capital letters or punctuation marks. Some programs that are exclusive to winders 98: tiperiter................A word processor colering book............a graphics program addin mershene...........calculator scratch paper ...........notepad jupe-box ................CD Player inner-net................Microsoft Explorer pichers..................A graphics viewer IRS......................M/S accounting software IRS2.....................M/S accounting software with hidden files coon dog.................American kennel club records fishin...................Bass Anglers Sportsman Society records. NRA......................National Rifle Association shot gun ................Remington Arms price list riffel...................Winchester price list pisstel..................Smith & Wesson price list truck....................Ford & Chevrolet dealers in GA. by zip code house....................Nearest Mobil home repair service by zip code car .....................same as truck, just need two lists in Texas cuzzins..................family history usually a 3 meg file tax records..............usually an empty file shells...................ammunition inventory, another 3 meg file bud......................list of Budwiser dealers by zip code racin....................NASCAR racing schedule includes list of TV stations that carry the race car n' truck Parts.......nearest Junk yard by zip code doc .....................veterinarians by zip code We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you received a copy of the Georgia edition. You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version

HoHoHo..this will go on until Christmas.Meanwhile, check out this crazy site:http://www.rathergood.com/

How about the notepad?

Looks like a directx problem. See here:http://www.microsoft.com/windows/directx/default.aspx Question: Can I get an advanced payment for email reading? I am out of smokes.

Huh? The beauty of wireless routers is that they bridge between wired and wireless to share a connection. You only need 1 router. Maybe you mean a signal booster.All linksys routers come with a booklet that has a help section. That will tell you how (and how not to) change settings.As long as you buy wireless equipment that will accept an adapter, you are good to go.I use both linksys and gateway adapters on my network and they work well for 2 computers and a media server.If it is only downstairs, I doubt that you will need a signal booster.

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. -- California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger has embarked on a multistate fundraising swing to collect some of the estimated $50 million his advisers say he will need to wage a special election campaign in his own state. Good thing is we have lots of money to give after hurricane Ivan.I will donate half of my dead end street.

Can't gatt downloaden until I can read it.(micro se unite) Got any Engleesi? btw, how do you sand those elves?