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Sequel: return of the bot after he got straight.

There is a rumor that the google meta-cookie will mate with that big M&M. They were spotted on Pensacola Beach in the am today.The world waits in anxiety for this blessed union to produce multi colored chocolate pimpled googlebots. It is rumored that the pope has excommunicated them as they are first cousins. More on the 5 pm news.

I thought we were talking about dogs! Oh, the shame of it all.2 hail marys and call me in the morning.

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Uber did what to your boxers?

Instructions: Click Start Click Control Panel Click Switch to Classic View Click View Click Details Click Display Click the Desktop tab Click Customize Desktop Uncheck Run Desktop Cleanup, and then click OK Click the Screen Saver tab Choose (None) for the Screen Saver Click Power Change Turn off monitor to Never Click Apply, and then click OK Click the Appearance tab Change the color scheme to Silver Click Effects Uncheck Use the following transition Uncheck Show shadows under menus Click OK Click the Settings tab Change Screen resolution to 1024x768 pixels Click Advanced Click the Monitor tab Change Screen refresh rate to 75 Hertz Click Apply Click Yes Click OK Click OK Click Folder Options Click View Check the following boxes: Display the contents of system folders Display the full path in the title bar Display the full path in the address bar Show hidden files and folders Uncheck the following: Automatically search for network folders and printer Hid extensions for known file types Click Apply Click Apply to All Folders Click Yes Click OK Click Internet Options Click Use Blank, and then click Apply Click the Content tab Click AutoComplete Check Forms, and then click Apply Click the Connections tab Click LAN Settings Check Automatically detect settings, and then click OK Click Setup Type area code, and then click OK Click OK Click Next Click Next Select Set up my connection manually, and then click Next Select Connect using a broadband connection, and then click Next Click Finish Click the Programs tab Change HTML editor to Notepad Uncheck Internet Explorer should check to see whether it is the default browser, and then click Apply Click the Advanced tab Uncheck the following: Enable Install on Demand (Other) Enable page transitions Notify when downloads complete Show Go in the address bar Check the following: Use inline AutoComplete Use Passive FTP Do not search from the Address bar Empty Temporary Internet Files folder when browser is closed Click Apply Click OK Click Mouse Click the Pointer tab Change Scheme to 3D-White (system scheme) Uncheck Enable pointer shadow Click the Pointer Options tab Uncheck Hide pointer when typing Click Apply, and then click OK Click Sounds and Audio Devices Check Place volume icon in taskbar Click Sounds Tab Choose No Sounds for the Sound Scheme Click No Click Apply, and then click OK Click System Click the Advanced tab Click the Settings button under Performance Select Adjust for best performance Check the following: Show window contents while dragging Smooth edges on screen fonts Use drop shadows for icon labels Use visual styles on windows and buttons Click Apply, and then click OK Click the Error Reporting tab Select Disable error reporting Uncheck But notify me when critical errors occur, and then click OK Click the System Restore tab Check Turn off System Restore on all drives Click Apply, and then click Yes Click the Automatic Updates tab Select Turn off automatic updating Click the Remote tab Uncheck Allow Remote Assistance Click Apply, and then click OK Click Taskbar and Start Menu Uncheck Lock the taskbar Check Show Quick Launch Click the Start Menu tab Select Classic Start menu Click Customize Check Display Favorites Check Show Small Icons in Start Menu Uncheck Use Personalized Menus Click OK Click Apply Click OK Click User Accounts Click Change the way users log on and off Uncheck Use the Welcome screen Click Apply Options Close the Window Exit the Control Panel Open My Computer Right-click on the hard drive icon and select Properties Uncheck Allow Indexing Service to index this disk for fast searching Click Apply Select Apply changes to X:\, subfolders and files, and then click OK Click OK Reboot machine, Call me in the morning.

Temo is temp is temp.......? Why not move the folder if it is not temp?

THE PRAYER OF ST. FRANCIS Lord, make me a channel of thy peace, that where there is hatred, I may bring love; that where there is wrong, I may bring the spirit of forgiveness; that where there is discord, I may bring harmony; that where there is error, I may bring truth; that where there is doubt, I may bring faith; that where there is despair, I may bring hope; that where there are shadows, I may bring light; that where there is sadness, I may bring joy. Lord, grant that I may seek rather to comfort than to be comforted; to understand, than to be understood; to love, than to be loved. For it is by self-forgetting that one finds. It is by forgiving that one is forgiven. It is by dying that one awakens to Eternal Life

That's great graphics. She's good with computers.

Next chapter to follow as soon as it is written.

If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, "Who's on first?" might have turned out something like this: COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou. ABBOTT: Your computer? COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou. ABBOTT: What about Windows? COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here? ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows? COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows? ABBOTT: Wallpaper. COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software. ABBOTT: Software for Windows? COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have? ABBOTT: Office. COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything? ABBOTT: I just did. COSTELLO: You just did what? ABBOTT: Recommend something. COSTELLO: You recommended something? ABBOTT: Yes. COSTELLO: For my office? ABBOTT: Yes. COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office? ABBOTT: Office. COSTELLO: Yes, for my office! ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows. COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need? ABBOTT: Word. COSTELLO: What word? ABBOTT: Word in Office. COSTELLO: The only word in office is office. ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows. COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows? ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W". COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I watch movies on the Internet? ABBOTT: Yes, you want Real One. COSTELLO: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I need! ABBOTT: Real One. COSTELLO: If it's a long movie, I also want to watch reels 2, 3 and 4. Can I watch them? ABBOTT: Of course. COSTELLO: Great! With what? ABBOTT: Real One. COSTELLO: OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do? ABBOTT: You click the blue "1". COSTELLO: I click the blue one what? ABBOTT: The blue "1". COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue w? ABBOTT: The blue "1" is Real One and the blue "W" is Word. COSTELLO: What word? ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows. COSTELLO: But there are three words in "office for windows"! ABBOTT: No, just one. But it's the most popular Word in the world. COSTELLO: It is? ABBOTT: Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other Words left. It pretty much wiped out all the other Words out there. COSTELLO: And that word is real one? ABBOTT: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One isn't even part of Office. COSTELLO: STOP! Don't start that again. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: I need money to track my money? ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer. COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer? ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge. COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much? ABBOTT: One copy. COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money? ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money. COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money? ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT! (A few days later) ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off? ABBOTT: Click on "START" __________________

If you watch the screen while booting, when the system is counting the ram,above it will be a number, that is the ID of the board usually.

Probably need to download a program like everest.

Why not just uncheck emule file hashes under internet?

one less device driver to hassle with.(with ethernet)

Forgot to mention it will cost you about 500 mb reserved for this task.

Make sure you're logged onto your PC as Administrator or as a user with Administrator rights. You can check the status of your user account by going to Start | Control Panel and selecting the User Account icon. Your account should be listed there. If it says Computer Administrator you have the rights to make this change. To show the Hibernate option under shutdown, select Start | Control Panel, and select the Performance and Maintenance icon. Select the Power Options icon under "or pick a Control Panel Icon." Select the Hibernate tab, and click on the Enable Hibernation box. If Hibernate still doesn't appear, it may be because your PC is fairly new and supports the Stand By low-power shut-down option. To make Hibernate appear in the Turn Off Your Computer dialogue, simply hold down the Shift key and Stand By will switch to Hibernate. You need to hold down the Shift key to see and use the Hibernate shut-down option (windows XP)

I have used it for some time, and it is great. will convert formats, and you can set your own background picture.

I was kidding, but I meant the link on your computer is to give you a taste of new drivers,etc,and let you see bigger and better mobo's that you can buy. Good marketing.So there, Gila monster!

Some day I will learn not to use the back button while posting. Meanwhile, I knew that lizard was waiting for me when I posted that!

Someone correct me if i am wrong, but that is probably a link to buy a new one.

This is still the lounge, isn"t it? The only bar to knowledge is contempt without prior investigation.

Post hoc ergo proctor hoc. (because of this, then that) fatal error! Might be an unrelated problem, more than 1 problem, or all of the above.