LuLu Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 I'm sure some of you have heard this before, but it's still funny. A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!", he exclaimed. "Good," she replied. "Get your own *!#*!# blanket." After a moment of silence, he farted. The End I'm here. What are your other two wishes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunner Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Lovely. Hope it was a "wet" one! If it isn't broke, tweak it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xion44 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 ahh i like a good love story involving farts. farts or flatuence is one of life's weirdest and amusing quirks From my prespective, winvista club is a very good forum for all things windows related. They have helped me and many others in the past. Excellent hints and advice! System specifications and current apps and programs running Funniest moment during bush administration Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoKenny Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 ahh i like a good love story involving farts. farts or flatuence is one of life's weirdest and amusing quirks I have been referred to as an old one. http://www.oldfartcartoons.com/images/cartoon.jpg "Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school." - Albert Einstein IE7Pro user Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corona Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Thanks for the laugh, LuLu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuLu Posted January 26, 2009 Author Share Posted January 26, 2009 Thanks for the laugh, LuLu. Anytime. I'm here. What are your other two wishes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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