Mike Rochip Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Times UK From the same website, differents story: "Until the creation of chat rooms, it was statistically almost impossible for a cannibal to meet a willing victim." UK Times And finally, science tried to disprove my Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Joke. LiveScience.com Is it Cannibal Week or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokoike Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Masochists make me sick. Who in the hell would want to be eaten?!! Why can't these people just stick with hufu? Save a tree, eat a beaver. Save a tree, wipe with an owl. Every time a bell rings, a thread gets hijacked! ding, ding! Give Andavari lots of money and maybe even consider getting K a DVD-RW drive. If it's not Scottish, IT'S CRAP!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Rochip Posted January 17, 2006 Author Share Posted January 17, 2006 Masochists make me sick. Who in the hell would want to be eaten?!! Why can't these people just stick with hufu? EW! Last week Jerry's closing monologue on Seinfeld was about cannibalism. Tonight's the Drew Carey Show's sublot was Lewis accidentally eating a human liver Oswald had put in Drew's refridgerator. I was hoping it wasn't Cannibal Week, now I'm hoping it's not Cannibal Month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishmen Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Now that **** is funny, you got to love UK law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Rochip Posted January 17, 2006 Author Share Posted January 17, 2006 From the Jay Leno repeat tonight in "Headlines:" This one is from a menu from the Sweet Temptations restaurant: Now that **** is funny, you got to love UK law. It's not just the UK: (WARNING- True story, short article, but a little graphic) Washingtontimes.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokoike Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 No, no, see, it's okay. She's better now! She even said she was, so obviously it's true! I'd like to find out who her lawyer is. That dude has got to be good! Save a tree, eat a beaver. Save a tree, wipe with an owl. Every time a bell rings, a thread gets hijacked! ding, ding! Give Andavari lots of money and maybe even consider getting K a DVD-RW drive. If it's not Scottish, IT'S CRAP!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaphirer Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 wtf?!?!?! lol... I'd like to find out who her lawyer is. That dude has got to be good! Hell ya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobrakommander56 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 where's the free food! GIMME GIMME! omg, i just read that washingtontimes article that is ridiculous, im now going to go complain to my congressman, and Away I GO! Insert random C4 joke here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokoike Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 where's the free food! GIMME GIMME! You are very sick man, kobrakommander56. Save a tree, eat a beaver. Save a tree, wipe with an owl. Every time a bell rings, a thread gets hijacked! ding, ding! Give Andavari lots of money and maybe even consider getting K a DVD-RW drive. If it's not Scottish, IT'S CRAP!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobrakommander56 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 WELL WHOOOPY DOO DA! Insert random C4 joke here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Rochip Posted January 20, 2006 Author Share Posted January 20, 2006 The people who planted the finger in Wendy's chile were recently sentenced for fraud. Why do cannibals make the best fast food customers? Because if they get a finger in their food they don't complain. sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobrakommander56 Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 if I found a finger in my food it would be like a bonus or treat. I would sing "I got the golden ticket" and jump from table to table, or yell "soylent green is people" then throw the severed finger at the closest child in attempts to corrupt and tramautize his/her mind and then mold them into the perfect assassin. Insert random C4 joke here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Rochip Posted January 20, 2006 Author Share Posted January 20, 2006 if I found a finger in my food it would be like a bonus or treat. I would sing "I got the golden ticket" and jump from table to table, or yell "soylent green is people" then throw the severed finger at the closest child in attempts to corrupt and tramautize his/her mind and then mold them into the perfect assassin. I agree with everything except giving the child the finger. That's bad etiquette. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokoike Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Why do cannibals make the best fast food customers? Because if they get a finger in their food they don't complain. sorry Beautiful. Save a tree, eat a beaver. Save a tree, wipe with an owl. Every time a bell rings, a thread gets hijacked! ding, ding! Give Andavari lots of money and maybe even consider getting K a DVD-RW drive. If it's not Scottish, IT'S CRAP!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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