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I avoid the registry like the plague. I know my way around it and every once in a while I will use regedit to fix a pc. But you will never see me give instructions to someone else on what to do in regedit. I would feel bad if I turned their pc into a paper weight. ;)

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I avoid the registry like the plague. I know my way around it and every once in a while I will use regedit to fix a pc. But you will never see me give instructions to someone else on what to do in regedit. I would feel bad if I turned their pc into a paper weight. ;)

 

 

 

 

Homer: Umm ... I guess I'll take that one.

Salesman: Well, do you need a paperweight? 'Cause if you buy

that machine, that's all you're going to have, an

expensive paperweight.

Homer: Well, a paperweight would be nice, but what I really

need is a computer. How about that one? [points to

a second machine]

Salesman: That technology is three months old. Only suckers

buy out-of-date machines. You're not a sucker, are

you sir?

Homer: Heavens no!

Salesman: Oh good, because if you were, I'd have to ask you to

leave the store.

Homer: I just need something to receive email.

Salesman: [whistles] You'll need a top-of-the-line machine for

that. [shows Homer a top-of-the-budget machine]

That's the same computer astronauts use to do their

taxes.

Homer: I was an astronaut.

Salesman: Of course you were.

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