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This is what I scored with the joke I submitted.

 

"The joke's funniness percentage is: 79.6537%"

 

Make Google laugh

 

Edit:

Submitted joke:

 

Old farmer spots several teenage girls swimming naked in his dam.

 

Walks down to the dam carrying a bucket.

 

Girls yell out "you wont get us to come out so you can perve on us"

 

Old farmer yells back "I've just come down to feed the crocodile"

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This is what I scored with the joke I submitted.

 

"The joke's funniness percentage is: 79.6537%"

 

Make Google laugh

 

Edit:

Submitted joke:

 

Old farmer spots several teenage girls swimming naked in his dam.

 

Walks down to the dam carrying a bucket.

 

Girls yell out "you wont get us to come out so you can perve on us"

 

Old farmer yells back "I've just come down to feed the crocodile"

Not quite rude enough, give them big breasts and you get 100%:

 

Old farmer spots several big breasted teenage girls swimming naked in his dam. Walks down to the dam carrying a bucket. Girls yell out "you wont get us to come out so you can perve on us" Old farmer yells back "I've just come down to feed the crocodile"

 

Google laughs!!!

 

The joke's funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

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This was mine:

 

 

Two muffins are in the oven. One muffin says to the other "pretty hot in here isnt it?" The other muffin says "holy mackeral! a talking muffin!"

 

Google laughs!!!

 

The joke's funniness percentage is: 87.5000%

 

The joke's popularity is: 2.225

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

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Yo momma is so fat, the moon orbits around her!

 

Google laughs!!!

 

The joke's funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

 

The joke's popularity is: 4.420

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

 

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Wow....I wasn't expecting much out of that ;) ...ROFL :lol::P

 

I was doing that as a test.

 

AJ

 

EDIT

Yo momma is so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.

 

Google laughs!!!

 

The joke's funniness percentage is: 100.0000%

 

The joke's popularity is: 4.903

(where 7=super popular, 1=not popular)

 

I wonder if the words Yo momma is instant denotation for a 100% rating??

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