1984 Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 1. At Lunchtime, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses On and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it 'In'. 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write 'For Smuggling Diamonds'. 7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't rhyme. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTskifreak Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 Very funny...where's number 20???? AJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony A Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 Very funny...where's number 20???? AJ #20. Give a 20 best list and only list 19. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1984 Posted November 14, 2007 Author Share Posted November 14, 2007 #20. Give a 20 best list and only list 19. Right on the money Bro! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony A Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 Right on the money Bro! lol I am going to use #10 and #11. That will be funny to see the reaction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humpty Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 Some gooduns there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTskifreak Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 Haha..very funny guys.... AJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigathus Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 I'll be using the "ATM" tomorrow http://www.piriform.com/ccleaner/builds http://www.piriform.com/docs http://www.postimage.org/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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