Install Problems

[Humpty]

INSTALLING A HUSBAND

 

Dear CCleaner Tech support,

 

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow-down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

 

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

 

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

 

What can I do?

 

Signed, Desperate.

 

 

Humpty:

 

Dear Desperate, way too hard for me to sort as I always thought this was normal.

[larry39]

Dear Desparate,

 

Perhaps Nagging 1.0 through 5.2 introduced a virus.

[Tunerz]

Well I've found a similar post in our local forums. Seems that the two are connected.

 

Dear Technical Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.

I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes

that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and

now monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0 ,

BeerWithBuddies 7.5 , and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the

system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the

background while attempting to run my favorite applications.

I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall '

doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!

Thanks,

A Troubled User

 

REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that

it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to

run EVERYTHING !!!

It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend

5.0.

It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the

system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed

not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under

Warnings-Alimony- Child Support) ..

I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the

environment.

I suggest installing the background application Yes Dear to

alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE

because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before

the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.

Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5 ,

Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2 . However, be very careful how

you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch

the program NagNag 9.5 .

Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0

is to purchase additional software. I recommend

Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0

STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install

SecretaryWith Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by

Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,

Tech Support

[Humpty]

Good one Tunerz.

 

Will be emailing that to everyone.

[YoKenny]

I think that an ultra fast Terra byte hard drive loaded with every possible date and event details during Girlfriend 5.0 with Instant Access 2.4 for Argument 4.1 and above helps immensely.

 

Its best to use Eraser 5.86a with at least two passes on the hard drive to remove date and event details for Girlfriend 1.0 through 4.0.

[q231]

now this is funny

[CTskifreak]

Hahahahaah!!!!

 

AJ