Tarun Posted May 14, 2005 Share Posted May 14, 2005 When people buy a dog, they usually name him something like Rover or Bowser. Well I chose to name my dog "Sex". But lately Sex has been a little embarassing to me. I remember one day I took Sex to City Hall to get a license for him. I went up to the clerk and said "I would like to have a license for Sex". He said he would like to have one too. I said "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was nine years old". He said I must have been quite a kid. Last year they were auditioning dogs for a commercial on dog food. I took Sex to the studio to see if he would get the part. But suddenly Sex started to run off around the studio. I went after him, but the crew manager grabbed my arm and asked what I was doing here. I told him I was hoping to have Sex on TV. He called me a showoff. One day Sex ran out on me in the middle of the night. I went around the neighbourhood looking for him. A cop came and asked what I was doing. I told him I was looking for Sex. My case comes up this Friday... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted May 14, 2005 Share Posted May 14, 2005 LOL original name Snowy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkeeterBeeter Posted May 14, 2005 Share Posted May 14, 2005 If You pickup a starving Dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man....Mark Twain...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkeeterBeeter Posted May 14, 2005 Share Posted May 14, 2005 The more I see of men , the better I like dogs.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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