From the same website, differents story:
"Until the creation of chat rooms, it was statistically almost impossible for a cannibal to meet a willing victim."
And finally, science tried to disprove my Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Joke.
Is it Cannibal Week or something?
Masochists make me sick. Who in the hell would want to be eaten?!!
Why can't these people just stick with hufu?
Masochists make me sick. Who in the hell would want to be eaten?!!
Why can't these people just stick with hufu?
EW!
Last week Jerry's closing monologue on Seinfeld was about cannibalism.
Tonight's the Drew Carey Show's sublot was Lewis accidentally eating a human liver Oswald had put in Drew's refridgerator.
I was hoping it wasn't Cannibal Week, now I'm hoping it's not Cannibal Month.
Now that **** is funny, you got to love UK law.
From the Jay Leno repeat tonight in "Headlines:"
This one is from a menu from the Sweet Temptations restaurant:
Now that **** is funny, you got to love UK law.
It's not just the UK: (WARNING- True story, short article, but a little graphic)
No, no, see, it's okay. She's better now! She even said she was, so obviously it's true!
I'd like to find out who her lawyer is. That dude has got to be good!
wtf?!?!?! lol...
I'd like to find out who her lawyer is. That dude has got to be good!
Hell ya!
where's the free food! GIMME GIMME!
omg, i just read that washingtontimes article that is ridiculous, im now going to go complain to my congressman, and Away I GO!
where's the free food! GIMME GIMME!
You are very sick man, kobrakommander56.
WELL WHOOOPY DOO DA!
The people who planted the finger in Wendy's chile were recently sentenced for fraud.
Why do cannibals make the best fast food customers?
Because if they get a finger in their food they don't complain.
sorry
if I found a finger in my food it would be like a bonus or treat. I would sing "I got the golden ticket" and jump from table to table, or yell "soylent green is people" then throw the severed finger at the closest child in attempts to corrupt and tramautize his/her mind and then mold them into the perfect assassin.
if I found a finger in my food it would be like a bonus or treat. I would sing "I got the golden ticket" and jump from table to table, or yell "soylent green is people" then throw the severed finger at the closest child in attempts to corrupt and tramautize his/her mind and then mold them into the perfect assassin.
I agree with everything except giving the child the finger. That's bad etiquette.
Why do cannibals make the best fast food customers?
Because if they get a finger in their food they don't complain.
sorry
Beautiful.