"Thought of the Day"

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I also like Irish sayings:

An Irishman's Philosophy

In life, there are only two things to worry about?

Either you are well or you are sick.

If you are well, there is nothing to worry about,

But if you are sick, there are only two things to worry about?

Either you will get well or you will die.

If you get well, there is nothing to worry about,

But if you die, there are only two things to worry about?

Either you will go to heaven or hell.

If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about.

And if you go to hell, you?ll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends

You won?t have time to worry!

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There are only three kinds of Irish men who can't understand women? young men, old men, and men of middle age.

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There are good ships, and there are wood ships, the ships that sail the sea.

But the best ships are friendships, and may they always be. ;)

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Is that the way you laugh? I like this quote. :lol:

Whenever possible. :D

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Another favorite of mine, Albert Einstein:

*Everything that can be counted does not necessarily count; everything that counts cannot necessarily be counted.

*Force always attracts men of low morality.

*I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

*It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid.

*Information is not knowledge.

*Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.

*Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

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some more !!

Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about."

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't."

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer."

When women see the first strand of grey hair they think they are going to dye

Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away - and you have their shoes..."

Think about this ... No one ever says "It's only a game" when his team is winning."

If at first you don't succeed - skydiving is not for you."

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you."

All marriages are happy - it's the living together afterwards that causes all the problems

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I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.

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There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

:)

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Do you ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Spelled backward isn't it just _ _ _ _ _?

Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhoea... does that mean that one in five enjoys it?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? :huh:

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Every person is important. It does'nt matter whether you play violin, the flute, the cello or the drums; you're still parnof the orchestra.

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Sorry ashiyanayoga we won't be joining in at the link you posted.

Your band is banned :)

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Your band is banned ...

Good one Hazelnut !!!! :lol:

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We all could use a thought or two of the day, well here's a few to think about...........

-Clever people master life; the wise illuminate it and create fresh difficulties.

-The real trouble with reality is that there?s no background music.

-It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.

-Going to church doesn?t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

-Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

-Give a man a match, and he?ll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he?ll be warm for the rest of his life.

-War doesn?t determine who?s right. War determines who?s left.

-Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

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Turned on my SatNav and it said 'Bear Left' and there was the zoo. How good is that?

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If a bear wore pants he'd still have a bare bum.

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Turned on my SatNav and it said 'Bear Left' and there was the zoo. How good is that?

Fluffy, I bet you made that up :)

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I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory :P

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If a bear wore pants he'd still have a bare bum.

I like that !!! :lol:

what`s that other saying about does a bear **** in the woods?

And yes Hazelnut ! you found me out !!!! I don`t have sat nav or a zoo !!!

This is made up too !!!!

What's all this nonsense about that 66-year-old Romanian woman being the world's oldest mum? My mum's 77. Beat that.

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"Most problems in life are often amazingly simple or really complex, you just can't see either!"

- anonymous

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''If you always tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything'' :)

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"I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives"

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Happiness is doing your best when the going is easy.