Math joke

Little TONY is sent home from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. "Why?" asks

the father? "The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,' I said '6,'" replies TONY.

"But that's right!" says his dad. "Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"

"What's the f***ing difference?" asks the father. "That's what I said!"

All the numbers went to a party and numbers being what they are, all

the evens stayed around each other and all the odds did the same and

neither group interacted with each other. Whilst two was chatting to

four he noticed zero was on his own in the corner and suggested to

four that because zero is sort of even he should be encouraged to mix

with even numbers - four agreed. So off went two to invite zero into

their little group. "Would you like to join our little group" enquired

two, to which zero replied "I have nothing to add!"

QNS: what did one math book say to the other?

ANS: I have a lot of problems!

Not quite math, but numbers..

one-one was a racehorse;

two-two was one too;

when one-one won a race;

22112.