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Thought some of You might get a kick out of this. Cowboy.

 

Newest Southern version

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WINDOWS 2007

SOUTHERN Edition

 

 

 

Howdy

 

 

Dear Consumers:

 

 

 

It has come to our attention that a few copies of the

WINDOWS 2007

Southern EDITION

may have accidentally

been shipped outside of the south.

If you have one of these,

you may need help

understanding the commands.

 

The Southern EDITION

may be recognized

by the unique opening screen.

It reads: WINDERS 2007,

with a background picture

of Waylon and Willie,

superimposed on a bottle of Jack Daniels.

 

Please also note:

The Recycle Bin is now labeled " Outhouse"

My Computer is called "This Dern Contraption"

Dial Up Networking is called "Good Ol' Boys"

Control Panel is known as " The Dashboard"

Hard Drive is referred to as "4-Wheel Drive"

Floppies are "Them little ol' plastic thangs"

Error message Popups now read "Duct Tape"

 

 

CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN THE Southern EDITION :

 

Cancel ............................. Stopdat

Reset .......................... Try'er agin

Yes .................... .................... Yep

No ...................................... Nope

Find ............................ Hunt Fer't

Go to ....................... Over Yonder

Enter...........................Git 'ER Dun

Back ...................... Back Yonder

Help ............ Gimme a Han' Here

Stop .......Now kwit thet (WHOA!)

Start . Crank'er Up

Settings ........................... Settins

Programs ......Stuff Wut Duz Stuff

Documents ...... Stuff Ah Dun Did

 

Also note that

the Southern EDITION does not recognize capital letters

or punctuation marks.

Some programs that are exclusive to

WINDERS 2006:

 

Tipe-riter ........... a word processing program

Cullerin' Book ............... a graphics program

Cowntin' Mersheen .................... calculator

Outhouse Paper ............................. notepad

Inner-nit ..................... Microsoft explorer 5.0

Pitchers ............................ a graphics viewer

 

 

We regret any inconvenience

it may have caused.

If you received a copy of

the Southern EDITION,

you may return it to Microsoft

for a replacement version.

 

 

 

Ah hope dis heps all y'all!

 

Billy Bob

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