cowboy357 Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Thought some of You might get a kick out of this. Cowboy. Newest Southern version WINDOWS 2007 SOUTHERN Edition Howdy Dear Consumers: It has come to our attention that a few copies of the WINDOWS 2007 Southern EDITION may have accidentally been shipped outside of the south. If you have one of these, you may need help understanding the commands. The Southern EDITION may be recognized by the unique opening screen. It reads: WINDERS 2007, with a background picture of Waylon and Willie, superimposed on a bottle of Jack Daniels. Please also note: The Recycle Bin is now labeled " Outhouse" My Computer is called "This Dern Contraption" Dial Up Networking is called "Good Ol' Boys" Control Panel is known as " The Dashboard" Hard Drive is referred to as "4-Wheel Drive" Floppies are "Them little ol' plastic thangs" Error message Popups now read "Duct Tape" CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN THE Southern EDITION : Cancel ............................. Stopdat Reset .......................... Try'er agin Yes .................... .................... Yep No ...................................... Nope Find ............................ Hunt Fer't Go to ....................... Over Yonder Enter...........................Git 'ER Dun Back ...................... Back Yonder Help ............ Gimme a Han' Here Stop .......Now kwit thet (WHOA!) Start . Crank'er Up Settings ........................... Settins Programs ......Stuff Wut Duz Stuff Documents ...... Stuff Ah Dun Did Also note that the Southern EDITION does not recognize capital letters or punctuation marks. Some programs that are exclusive to WINDERS 2006: Tipe-riter ........... a word processing program Cullerin' Book ............... a graphics program Cowntin' Mersheen .................... calculator Outhouse Paper ............................. notepad Inner-nit ..................... Microsoft explorer 5.0 Pitchers ............................ a graphics viewer We regret any inconvenience it may have caused. If you received a copy of the Southern EDITION, you may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version. Ah hope dis heps all y'all! Billy Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Andavari Posted March 7, 2007 Moderators Share Posted March 7, 2007 LMAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Moderators hazelnut Posted March 8, 2007 Moderators Share Posted March 8, 2007 Good one cowboy Support contact https://support.ccleaner.com/s/contact-form?language=en_US&form=general or support@ccleaner.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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