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Internet Ten Commandments


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"1. Thou shalt not buy merchandise found in pop-up ads or spam.

 

2. Thou shalt not post thy email address, phone number, address or social security number to the internet, nor shalt thou post anyone else's.

 

3. Thou shalt not forget to update thy Windows every second Tuesday.

 

4. Thou shalt not connect to the internet without installing an antivirus, nor shalt thou begin a scan without checking for updates.

 

5. Thou shalt not connect to the internet without installing a firewall.

 

6. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's credit card number, nor his bank routing number, nor his social security number.

 

7. Thou shalt not enter thy credit card number without seeing the tiny padlock icon on thy status bar.

 

8. Thou shalt not reply to the email from the Nigerian banker.

 

9. Thou shalt not forward chain letters to thy friends and family.

 

10. Thou shalt not use "password" as thy password, nor thy birthday, nor thy children's names."

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11.Thou shalt implement a decent backup program such as True Image or Norton Ghost.

 

12.Thou shalt run Ccleaner every so often.

 

13.Thou shalt run your browser through Sandboxie or other vitualisation software.

 

14.Thou shalt defrag every now and then.

 

15.Though shalt drink more beer! :)

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11.Thou shalt implement a decent backup program such as True Image or Norton Ghost.

 

12.Thou shalt run Ccleaner every so often.

 

13.Thou shalt run your browser through Sandboxie or other vitualisation software.

 

14.Thou shalt defrag every now and then.

 

15.Though shalt drink more beer! :)

Perfect Additions Humpty. ROFLMAO

 

Beer, vodka, tequila...whatever works. :D:P

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I agree.

To 1. Those moron who buy crap from pop-up ads and spam make it profitable for those who do that crap, and gets rest of Internet users suffer more junk pop-ups and spam.

 

To 4. Those idiots who cant keep their system updated and have an antivirus software on their computer should be shot, they shouldn't be allowed Internet access. They get their machines infected, then makes rest of us suffer.

 

And dumbs should also read about Netiquette, no CAPSLOCK!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Netiquette

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Damn, I missed this thread somehow, I guess I just try to read the informative ones on here.

 

15.Though shalt drink more beer! :)

 

A man after my own heart. LOL.

 

CaPMan had you add that, right? :lol:

 

.........and you are implying?

 

Lol ty. Ask CaPMan, he's in charge of the beverages. :P

 

Yep, and I am keeping them all to myself. :P

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