Oh you just have to love those BLONDES!

[mjp28]

There was a brunette standing along side a busy road chanting "88, 88, 88, 88..."

A blonde came up to her and said, "That looks like fun, can I try?"

 

The brunette said, "Sure."

 

So the blonde chanted, "88, 88, 88, 88.."

 

"Well," said the brunette, "that is fun. But what is even more fun is if you say it in the middle of the street."

 

So the blonde said, "OK." and stood in the middle of the street. "88, 88, 88, 88-" BAM! she was run over by a car, completely flattened.

 

Along the side of the road, the brunette began to chant, "89, 89, 89, 89..."

 

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A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.

The doctor asked her "What happened?"

 

She answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang, but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."

 

"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But what happened to your other ear?"

 

"The person called back."

[mjp28]

Once upon a time there was a blonde with long hair, blue eyes, she was sick of all the blonde jokes.

 

One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair.

 

She also went out and bought a new convertible.

She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep.

She stopped and called the sheepherder over.

"That's a nice flock of sheep.", she said.

 

"Well thank you.", said the herder. "Tell you what. I have a proposition for you.", said the woman.

"Okay.", replied the herder.

 

"If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?", asked the woman. "Sure.", said the sheepherder.

 

So, the girl sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then replied, "382".

"Wow.", said the herder. "That is exactly right.

 

Go ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take home."

So the woman went and picked one out and put it in her car.

 

Upon watching this, the herder approached the woman and offered, "Okay, now I have a proposition for you".

"What is it?", queried the woman.

 

"If I can guess the real color of your hair... can I have my dog back?"

[fireryone]

ha ha, thanks for the laugh