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Subject: Stock Market Tip




If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, you would have $49 left.


With Fannie Mae, you would have $2.50 left of the original $1,000.


With AIG, you would have less than $15 left.


But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drunk all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214 cash.


Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.


It's called the 401-Keg.

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