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Subject: Stock Market Tip

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Subject: Stock Market Tip

 

 

 

If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, you would have $49 left.

 

With Fannie Mae, you would have $2.50 left of the original $1,000.

 

With AIG, you would have less than $15 left.

 

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drunk all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214 cash.

 

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

 

It's called the 401-Keg.

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