Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.
James Bond is MI6's best agent, a suave, sophisticated super spy with charm, cunning, and a license's to kill. He doesn't care about rules or regulations and somewhat amoral. He does care about saving humanity though, as well as the beautiful women who fill his world. Bond has expensive tastes, a wide knowledge of many subjects, and his usually armed with a clever gadget and an appropriate one-liner.
Not wearing a kilt is the only thing Lara and I have in common. You've seen my sister. Every time she wears a dress people think it's me in drag. The easiest way to tell us apart is my beard is little thicker than her's.
Not wearing a kilt is the only thing Lara and I have in common. You've seen my sister. Every time she wears a dress people think it's me in drag. The easiest way to tell us apart is my beard is little thicker than her's.
And yet lokoike still keeps hitting on her.
Wait a minute... her beard is less thick? Are you sure that it is her that I've been hitting on this whole time?!
Not wearing a kilt is the only thing Lara and I have in common. You've seen my sister. Every time she wears a dress people think it's me in drag. The easiest way to tell us apart is my beard is little thicker than her's.
Are you sure it didn't say Alfred, Bruce Wayne's butler?
heh heh butler. That word never sounded funny till now. but-ler heh heh. One has to wonder about the life size Batman poster. He looks like he's asleep but I guess he's not because he's not upside down.
Mike Rochip tried to find a life size poster of Lara Croft but no one knows what life size is in her case.
Q: What's the best way to know when we've entered the End Times?
A: EVERYONE is wearing vinyl catsuits.
At least I'll finally get to wear mine outdoors. The End Times is a high price to pay but I really want to wear it.