Andavari..yes your wicked !! just like the rest of us !!
> Things you should say when a telemarketer rings:
>
> 1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for
> bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.
>
> 2. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you
> asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these
> problems. My arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog
> just died . . . "
>
> 3. If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell
> their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them
> where it is located, how long it has been in business, how many people
> work there, how they got into this line of work if they are married,
> how many kids they have, etc. Continue asking them personal questions
> or questions about their company for as long as necessary.
>
> 4. This works great if you are male. Telemarketer: "Hi, my name is
> Judy and I'm with XYZ Company. " You: Wait for a second and with a
> real husky voice ask, "What are you wearing?"
>
> 5. Cry out in surprise, "Judy? Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have
> you been?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of
> terror as she tries to figure out where she could know you from.
>
> 6. Say "No" over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each one, and
> keep a rhythmic tempo, even as they are trying to speak. This is most
> fun if you can do it until they hang up.
>
> 7. If bt calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends
> Plan, reply, in as sinister a voice as you can, "I don't have any
> friends, would you be my friend?"
>
> 8. If the company cleans rugs, respond: "Can you get out blood? Can
> you get out goat blood? How about human blood?"
>
> 9. After the Telemarketer gives his or her spiel, ask him or her to
> marry you. When they get all flustered, tell them that you can't just
> give your credit card number to a complete stranger.
>
> 10. Tell the Telemarketer that you work for the same company, and they
> can't sell to employees.
>
> 11. Answer the phone. As soon as you realize it is a Telemarketer, set
> the receiver down, scream, "Oh my God!" and then hang up.
> >
> 12. Tell the Telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask him/her
> if he/she will give you his/her home phone number so you can call
> him/her back. When the Telemarketer explains that telemarketers cannot
> give out their home numbers say, "I guess you don't want anyone
> bothering you at home, right?" The Telemarketer will agree and you
> say, "Me either!" Hang up.
>
> 13. Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times.
>
> 14. Tell them it is dinner time, but ask if they would please hold.
> Put them on your speaker phone while you continue to eat at your
> leisure.
> Smack your food loudly and continue with your dinner conversation.
>
> 15. Tell the Telemarketer you are on "home incarceration" and ask if
> they could bring you some beer.
>
> 16. Ask them to fax the information to you, and make up a number.
>
> 17. Tell the Telemarketer, "Okay, I'll listen to you. But I should
> probably tell you, I'm not wearing any clothes."
>
> 18. Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a
> joke."Come on, Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your mother?"
>
> 19. Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up .
> . . louder . . . louder . . .
>
> 20. Tell them to talk very slowly, because you want to write every
> word down.
>