However, if I were ever on American Idol...
> The To Mike Rochip Thread Rap <
This is my thread and I can hijack it
You can read it but you can't hack it
It's made of stone, you can't crack it
Click on 'Options,' you can track it
YO! Rochip's n da house!
Ro's in the house and dude he's rhymin'
Can't dis this even if you try, Cowell Simon
Can't touch this so there's no use tryin'
Soon on iTunes, like Paul's Rhymin' Simon
YO! Ro! Bring n da Noyze!
Shout out to your posse about this bad forum
They'll think it's fresh, these threads won't bore 'em
We all have insomnia so there's no snorin'
But...
No dissin, no pissin, it's just bad dequorum
YO! U go Ro! Slamit! Jamit! Cramit!
Worst case scenario; I'll be banned!
Best case scenario; This thread's canned!
But hey! No viruses! It's been scanned!
OMG! This rap's worse than I planned!
1-800-VOTE4RO Phones will be open at least 5 minutes.
No wonder Paula's drunk...