Smile !

Wife texts husband on a cold winters morning: "Windows frozen."

Husband texts back: "Splash on some lukewarm water."

Wife texts back: "computer completely buggered now."

Phone call to state bureau for fish & wildlife management:

"Please move the deer crossing on Route 57 North of Ourtown. There are a lot of deer getting hurt there."

What did Adam say on the day before Xmas?

It's Christmas, Eve !

If there was only 1 "Adam", how did we get so much diversity?

(Hispanic/White/Black/Mixed/etc.)

:) I think I just popped into existence.

Phone call to state bureau for fish & wildlife management:

"Please move the deer crossing on Route 57 North of Ourtown. There are a lot of deer getting hurt there."

Winapp, I knew I had seen that somewhere, but it's more than a week, so I didn't remember where. :P

I wonder, if a child is afraid of Santa (some are at first), is he claustrophobic?

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If there was only 1 "Adam", how did we get so much diversity?

(Hispanic/White/Black/Mixed/etc.)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_of_man#Human_dispersal

:) I think I just popped into existence.

I think you did too ;)