A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where the books were kept. Both books have been lost. A presidential spokesperson said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one.
The White House tried to call FEMA but there was no answer
Terrorists strike again! I hope someone can find FEMA to dry things out out before mold forms. The smoking gun may end up being a mushroom, not a mushroom cloud.
Bush thinks he's the king, I hope the throne wasn't destroyed.
Did he cause the leak, or was it Cheney and Libby?
He tried to call Richard Nixon to see of he knew any good plumbers, but again there was no answer.
He can color pretty fast, the only crayons (and glasses) he has are rose colored.
They think the cause was a bullet hole in the water pipe for the sink. They had a suspect but he had an alibi. Cheney was aiming at the basement.