Keep them away!
Since the dawn of time, mankind has sought the means of keeping away supernatural and paranormal entities. Now, for only $5 each, receive a printed document that bars them from approaching or contacting you.
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It's hard to believe that people will fall for that, but they will. You could almost see the seller sniggering as he set the site up.
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DeathFear not the reaper!
Do you want to live forever? Keep Death from stalking you, with a temporary injunction.
What a deal!
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What a deal!
Ha ha, that's a good one.
So someone buys it and thinks they're immortal. Then approximately two minutes later when they walk outside, and something konks them on the head and they die.