In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label
instructions on consumer goods:
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
On a child's superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning keep out of children.
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a Swedish chain saw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.
On Sears hair dryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: Do not turn upside down. (printed on bottom of the box)