Gay German Penguins

Germany's gay zoo penguins still fending off female advances.

news.yahoo.com

I Wasn't aware that there were gay animals....

The initiative to "turn" the penguins and make them mate had prompted a furious response from gay rights groups.

I find this hysterical. I mean do they really think people will take them serious when they are arguing about a zoo trying to get some animals to mate.(endagered ones at that)

They are just mad because they can argue the fact that religion/morals shouldn't matter but the simple fact is that it goes against nature and they cant argue that.

After many years as a penguin psychiatrist, I am convinced it is caused by the proximity to the ice.

After many years as a penguin psychiatrist, I am convinced it is caused by the proximity to the ice.

:lol:

Awesome.

Here is my suggested cure.

I wasn't sure if it would be "appropriate" to post this thread. I'm glad I did. You guys are hysterical. Thanks for the laughs :D:lol::D!

Along the same lines, here is another seriously disturbed bird that I have been treating in my fowl clinic. I think the turkey needs some help too.