Have just unsubscribed from their mailing list and was amused by the message on the unsubscribe page:
What? You're breaking up with us?!? But we thought everything was cool! We're really sorry we checked out that other subscriber in the park the other day. It was totally an accident, we swear. I guess if you really feel that way, you could just fill out the info below and be done with us. We're keeping the barbeque and 80s rock CDs though.