Coastguard scrambled as set-top box sends SOS

?It was incredible,? said Mrs Donaldson, 67, of Plymouth, Devon. Her friend thought that she had been caught out by the television licence detector van."

Is that like the Cat Detector Van?

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?I don?t think I?ll be getting a new one. I?d hate to cause any more bother?.

Ah yes, brilliant. Keep the one that doesn't work. Some people...

"We suspect some components have malfunctioned."

Gee, ya think :o?

Due to my reckless, arrogant, and snot-nosed title to this thread, I now must humbly yet sincerely ask forgiveness of the fine TV viewers of the UK and reluctantly admit that our TV is as bad (most likely worse) than their's is:

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