Boss Woman

Boss Woman

A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says "I only grant three wishes, so I'll give each one of you just one."

"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."

Poof! He's gone.

In astonishment "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse and an endless supply of beer."

Poof! He's gone.

"OK, you're up." the Genie says to the manager. She says"I want those two back in the office after lunch."

Moral of the story:

If your boss is a woman, always let her have the first say.

George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart.

"I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars!

O.J. Simpson is still waking around; Osama Bin Laden too but they take the one woman in America willing to cook, clean and work in the yard and haul her off to jail."

:lol:

I've read something similar to that genie story. Basically, three people are stranded on an island, and they find the lamp...first 2 wish to get off, the third wants them back for company.

AJ