A Short Love Story

I'm sure some of you have heard this before, but it's still funny.

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!", he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own *!#*!# blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted.

The End

Lovely. Hope it was a "wet" one! :unsure:

ahh i like a good love story involving farts. farts or flatuence is one of life's weirdest and amusing quirks

ahh i like a good love story involving farts. farts or flatuence is one of life's weirdest and amusing quirks

I have been referred to as an old one.

http://www.oldfartcartoons.com/images/cartoon.jpg

Thanks for the laugh, LuLu. :lol:

Thanks for the laugh, LuLu. :lol:

Anytime. :D