cowboy357
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Thanks Login123, & JDPower for the responses . Yes I have the 1,40 JD , & its says its ready to update. My Question is is CC 2 the update it will install or is it a different cleaner alltogether . If so Whats the difference. Thanks again. Cowboy
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Sorry Folks But I,m way behind, I haven,t updated in awhile . Plus now I see a couple of other programs . CC 2.0 & possibly a defrag program. Is one or both a replacement for the original ? I have 4.0 now I beleive . Also I see Recuva , Which I take is a recovery program I doubt I would need . I wasnt sure where ta post this as it kind of a mix of Questions . ThankYou. The Allways confused Cowboy
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Good one Humpty, sounds like something My Wife would say. lol.
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Sorry I,m late Andy, But happy Belated B Day & glad it was a good one. Cowboy
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Thanks Dennis, much appreciated, I,ll be around more often now . Just have had a lot goin on for awhile. Have a great day. cowboy
Hello there cowboy, I thought you must have ridden off into the sunset somewhere.Nice to see you again.
Dennis
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Thanks Guy,s appreciate it & will give it a look, Have a great day. Cowboy
Most laptops have an Fn key combination that will do this. Also if you go into the control panel> Printers and other hardware>mouse you should probably see the option somewhere. -
Sorry All I haven,t been around in awhile, I hope alls Well. But I could use some help, The Wife has a Dell Laptop & since She uses a regular Mouse ALL the time She wants to disable Or turn off the touchpad ( Not the Little ball thing ) because She,s allways accidently hitting it. Any Advice would be appreciated. Have a Great Day, Cowboy
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I cant remember the Guy,s name. But it would be The album that has the Miami Vice theme song on it, the series not the movie. Strictly music. If not the One from the HBO series Deadwood Also just Music . I hope that aint breakin the rules. Or If Ya really want ta get weird . Funkadelic by MaggotBrain or Herby Hancock, or Blueman Group
Allthough as You might guess, I listen mostly to country . My new favorite group is Big & Rich . Cowboy
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I found this & thought some might get a kick out of it. Cowboy
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I thought I,d share this. Cowboy
In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from
Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across
a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.
The elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very
carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's
foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As
carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the wood out with
his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The
elephant turned to face the man, and with a
rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments.
Mbembe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled.
Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Mbembe
never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.
Twenty years later, Mbembe was walking through the Chicago Zoo with
his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of
the creatures turned and walked over to near where Mbembe and his son Tapu
were standing.
The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe, lifted its front foot off
the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted
loudly, all the while staring at the man.
Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mbembe couldn't help wondering if
this was the same elephant. Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed
over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked
right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.
The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Mbembe's legs
and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.
Probably wasn't the same elephant.
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Ha !! I bet You had to pay extra for that Dennis. I got one free with My new windows 2007 version . & it also works with 8 track tapes. lol. Cowboy
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Thought some of You might get a kick out of this. Cowboy.
Newest Southern version
WINDOWS 2007
SOUTHERN Edition
Howdy
Dear Consumers:
It has come to our attention that a few copies of the
WINDOWS 2007
Southern EDITION
may have accidentally
been shipped outside of the south.
If you have one of these,
you may need help
understanding the commands.
The Southern EDITION
may be recognized
by the unique opening screen.
It reads: WINDERS 2007,
with a background picture
of Waylon and Willie,
superimposed on a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Please also note:
The Recycle Bin is now labeled " Outhouse"
My Computer is called "This Dern Contraption"
Dial Up Networking is called "Good Ol' Boys"
Control Panel is known as " The Dashboard"
Hard Drive is referred to as "4-Wheel Drive"
Floppies are "Them little ol' plastic thangs"
Error message Popups now read "Duct Tape"
CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN THE Southern EDITION :
Cancel ............................. Stopdat
Reset .......................... Try'er agin
Yes .................... .................... Yep
No ...................................... Nope
Find ............................ Hunt Fer't
Go to ....................... Over Yonder
Enter...........................Git 'ER Dun
Back ...................... Back Yonder
Help ............ Gimme a Han' Here
Stop .......Now kwit thet (WHOA!)
Start . Crank'er Up
Settings ........................... Settins
Programs ......Stuff Wut Duz Stuff
Documents ...... Stuff Ah Dun Did
Also note that
the Southern EDITION does not recognize capital letters
or punctuation marks.
Some programs that are exclusive to
WINDERS 2006:
Tipe-riter ........... a word processing program
Cullerin' Book ............... a graphics program
Cowntin' Mersheen .................... calculator
Outhouse Paper ............................. notepad
Inner-nit ..................... Microsoft explorer 5.0
Pitchers ............................ a graphics viewer
We regret any inconvenience
it may have caused.
If you received a copy of
the Southern EDITION,
you may return it to Microsoft
for a replacement version.
Ah hope dis heps all y'all!
Billy Bob
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I,ll try one.
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Great pic,s Dennis , I still haven,t got My digital camera yet, but looking forward to it. Also Heres a site that has thousands of pic,s on it from, weird, funny, To great photography. Most probably know about it. But just in case. Cowboy
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Thank,s Humpty, But it,s not checked. Everything seems to work so I guess it,s no big deal. Cowboy
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Hey All. I,m not really having any pproblems. no problem staying logged in or anything. No problem accesing the forum. BUT , when I click on a topic theres a yellow triangle in the lower left tray that says. done but with errors. I, ve never seen this before the forum change. any Ideas ? or nuthing to worry about. I,m also using the new skin. Thanks . Cowboy
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I cant help You hazelnut ,but the only browser i use is IE7. I haven,t changed the link in My favorites. I just click on the old link. & am using the new the new skin ( I guess thats what You call it ) the only thing I did was click on the cookies & moved the Piriform to the right & I haven,t had any problems at all. So I dont know, but good luck, & have a nice day. Cowboy
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Your,e exactly right Dennis, theres a sucker born every minute. The biggest problem with nigeria is no one has control over Them, no extradition, & no way to punish Them. I gues its all a lot of them know as far as making money.
But the biggest problem is GREED, Thats what most of the victims are guilty of. Allthough , not illegal in most cases, its amazing what someone will do if they think They can get away with something To make an extra buck with little or no work. Its just a shame so many Senior citizens have been there target & most have lost There life,s savings.
But then again, magazine publishers & other sweepstakes gimmick companys , have been doing it for years , ( legally Somehow ). I have a friend that His Dad has spent over 100 hundred thousand dollars on magazine subscriptions & He doesn,t even read them > Its just a shame. Sorry didn,t mean to high jack the thread it just gets Me how some people aren,t aware of the crooks out there. Have a good day. Cowboy
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Hey Dennis, I,m sure lots of others have seen this site, But thought You might find it interesting. about the Nigerian scams , really funny stuff. Cowboy
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Andavari. I agree, I,m sick of it . We went from 60 degrees 2 days ago ( first time above freezing for over a month ) & severe storms with severely high winds to blizard warnings shortly after. which luckily missed Us by about 50 miles west of Us. But I,m still dealing with the ice storm from over a month ago. As far as I,m concerned come on global warming. Cowboy
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As disgusting as that may sound. from what I understand its quite normal for New York city which is infested with billions of rats. I,m more curious as to why that one instance was so newsworthy. As its a daily problem with most businesses on ground floor levels. ( especially if they have food ) . According to a close friend that lives there. The good part is there new daily speacial The burratto is quite tasty I here. Cowboy
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Perty sad for sure. The part that sucks is I dont care how many hamburgers You tear apart , You aint likely to find any beef. So if you find any kind of meat in Yer burger ( no matter how disgusting ) consider Yourself lucky. lol. cowboy
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I,m so excited, vista just hit the shelves here & I cant wait to blow 400 & some plus bucks for the Bill Gates edition , Perty gold box & everything, Quantitys limited to only a few in each store.
Yes I,m being sarcastic. Everything I,ve seen on it it is only a way of forcing people to update they,re computers or buy super puters just to be able to use it. What a ripoff. Sorry just venting a little. Cowboy
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OK, Thanks TwistedMetal & Dennis. It just kinda made Me wonder if something didn,t get past Me. For some reason its disappeared for now & I haven,t rebooted or anything. Thanks Guy,s. Cowboy
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ThankYou again JD, for the Info . Cowboy